ME?

Some people around me have been complaning about me not being feminine enough. Why? Cause i watch soccer, i enjoy action movies and i dont wear skirts + i always wear Tshirts. Whats wrong with that? So many girls watch soccer what. So many girls like watching action movies mah. SOO many girls dont really wear skirts whattttt. )))))))))))))): My morale down already lah. Come, lets go shopping okay?

Im so efffffing happpppppppy that first week of school is over. Plus, we have a holiday on monday! Lagi happier. But one thing i dread about school is the emergency exercise where we have to seal the windows with some ulu ulu trash bags and make a toliet using tables, chairs and more ulu ulu trash bags. The school is so bo liao. Oh yeah, i got 50+ math questions to finish. 50 is nothing compared to 80, teeheehee.

I HATE MY CHINESE NAME OKAY. AND PEOPLE SEEM TO REALLY ENJOY CALLING ME BY MY CHINESE NAME. DAMMMMMMMIT.

Speaking of chinese. I'll be having my chinese oral this 13th. GAH! CHINESE ORAL. HAVE TO SPEAK CHINESE, NO ENGLISH. Sure die until damn jialat. So, people who speak chinese, talk to me in chinese okay? Quit talkin to me in english after the 13th of July is over.
Hao mah da jia? Bu yao he wo jiang ying wen worrrrrrrrrrrrr. Ken wo jiang hua yi worrrrr.
( okok i'll translate. * Alright everybody? Dont speak to me in english worrrrrrrrrrrrr. Speak to me in chinese worrrrrrrrrrrrr* )

Eh no more smiles ah?

i wan somemore leh.

heh heh heh heh heh heh

Yes yes, i am super gek sim. By now, everyone should know why.


In loving memory

Soon to be in loving memory

(please imagine france's photos)

seven deadlys

BORED lah.

SEVEN things that makes you smile

1. when that adidas commercial comes up

2. everytime i see you

3. when i drink tehping

4. hunneh 1 2 3 & 4 (: (see im smiling already)

5. my bebeh. literally.

6. when the phone beeps

7. awesome hair. (which i dont have now): )

SEVEN ways to win my heart

1. make me laugh

2. please play the guitar

3. be tall (:

4. please play soccer

5. dont ever,ever,ever smoke

6. (who wants to win my heart sia)

7. ( refer to ans for qns 6.)

SEVEN things that you believe in

1. the world is round

2. my money is mine, your money is mine. hahahaha.

3. music is the soul

4. i am awesome

5. my hair suck

6. thou shall score in the holy Os

7. chocolate wont make you fat

SEVEN things that you want to happen

1. world domination

2. unlimited amount of tehpeng

3. california dreaming

4. play like John Frusciante

5. marry Fernando Torres (: Nilmar also can (((:

6. foreverrr young. i wanna be foreverr youngggg~

7. to be thinthinthinthinthinthin like tek koh (bamboo) hahah

SEVEN bands you like

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers

2. The Strokes

3. The Subways

4. Interpol

5. Taking Back Sunday

6. Cute Is What We Aim For

7. Arctic Monkeys

SEVEN celebrities you like to meet

1. Johnny Depp

2. Tyson (lead singer of All American Rejects)

3. Nick Valensi

4. John Frusciante

5. HUNNNEHH 1 2 3 4 :D :D :D :D

6. Angelina Jolie

7. Kiera Knightly

SEVEN things you want right now

1. not be in singapore

2. BE IN GERMANY DAMMMMMMMIT

3. for school to not start tomorrow

4. nicer looking hair ):

5. fly

6. a camera and take awesome shots

7. kiss him goodbye*

For I am JOSE the great.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNNEH NUMBER 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright. Spain is in the 16 teams. So is France. Spain's gonna meet France. And they're gonna kickFrance's ass. Spain will then finish kicking ass, and they'll fucking meet Brazil. Why BRAZIL HUH? WHY WHY WHY!? Nevermind. I HAVE FAITH IN SPAIN. I HAVE FAITH IN LUIS ARAGONES. I HAVE FAITH IN THE WHOLE TEAM.
Saw yesterday's match not? Even the second choices can play so well leh.

Random randomness.
I just cut my hair and i look damn stupid.

Uh. I was surfing the fifa web and found this picture.

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The guy in yellow thinks David Villa & Fernando Torres are smelly
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''WHAT!? 1 PESO NOT ENOUGH?''

'' AY AY AY I'VE GOT 5 KIDS!''
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Cant resist lah. (:

SUIT LEH SUIT LEH.

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT LIKE THE SUN.

Simple Pleasures In Life

Milk tea and her best friend, tehpeng.
Great music.
Great guitar solos.
Receiving rare text messages from some rare person
Receiving text messages from your you-know-whos
Thon-ing with friends
Great shoes
Winning bets (:
Hot guys
Soccer guys :D
Guitar guys :D
Empty buses
Feeling scared
Shampoo + conditioner. 2 in 1
Coffee with shit loads of milk. But not too much lah.
Great smelling perfumes
Reading a good book
Black pepper chicken chop
Laughing at nothing
Going bonkers in a CD shop
Torture yourself by thinking how much you want something, but cant get it.
Hearing an unexpected song on the radio
Tanning
Awesome commercials
Great friends
Knowing your special one cares

Knowing that you are the awesomeness (:

Lastly,

When your hot guy(s) score.

Silent Hill. Nice show. Best quote from the show ever, '' look, im burning''.


I need 100 people to gimme a dollar each.


Im in need of money. Kenneth Chew, lets place bigger bets. Im feeling lucky.

Oh yeah. I DIDNT GET TO WATCH THE LIVE MATCH OF SPAIN VERSUS TURKEY. SO YOU PEOPLE DONT TELL ME ANYTHING.OKAY! YOU TELL ME, I'LL FINE YOU $500. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ooooh Fernando Torres (((((((((((:

OMFG.

Sucks right. People keep telling me the scores of this morning's match. ):

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im so sorry, but this is super random.(:

boy: 1 2 3 ( in some language i dont understand )

boy: cisse

jose: kaka

boy: zidane

jose:beckham

boy:lampard

jose: beckenbauer ( I KNOW HOW TO SPELL OKAY! )

boy: beckenbauer? hahahaha

* beckenbauer runs out

oliver khan : beckenbauer???

Bloghopping is always fun. People whom you never expect to blog, blogs. People whom you hope to blog, just dont. I was hoppingblogs earlier on, and i realised that around 50% of the school's population blogs. Be it females males upper seconday or lower secondary. Everyone blogs. Not trying to bring those poor souls down or something but, it seems that they blog about the same thing. Whats happen to their love lives, family, school. Its like copied and paste and some edit of the names.

My blogs worse. I blog about nothing.

But it some how true what. You just go bloghopping and you'll see posts of the same kind. Blogging is getting boring when everyones doing it.

Maybe its time for me to close down my own blog, and laugh as some kid's blog. Spam their tagboards like aizuddin ( all time well known anoymous ) .

So, come on everybody create your blogs and lemme read them. Hey!

uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. 4 to nothing, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Its Spain 4 to Ukraine, nothing. Uh huh uh huh uh huh.

Did you saw the match? Did you see the last goal? Most importantly, DID YOU SEE PUYOL!? He just turn turn pass, head and GOAL. Finished by FERNANDO TORRES. (:

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Went to Sentosa yesterday. Nothing much about the trip, but theres 2 particular stuff i would have to mention.

1) JASON WONG ALMOST MADE ME DROWN.
He was piggyback-ing Huanni and we wanted to swim to the other side of the beach. We were swimming halfway and he asked me '' eh what if i tired, and cant swim anymore?'' I laughed like hell in the water and could not stay afloat, and i almost drowned. THANK YOU JASON WONG.

2) LITTLE TERROR
There was this super cute boy, i reckon hes mixed. Very fierce leh. He attacked Jamie and Jason. HAHAHAH. SERIOUSLY MAN, HE ATTACKED THEM. The little boy had a plant watering thing like with him. And he kinda like took the ' weapon ' filled it up with sea water, and tried to kill the both Js with it. It was super cute, the boy.

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Over at That Raffles something at City Hall. Their Adidas ( all day i dream about sex, AHAHAH) shop, sold the oldskool german jersery! $99 leh. But not long sleeve leh. TSK.

Ohoh, do you know Paris Hilton sings? And the song i heard over the tv was a reggae genre. PARIS HILTON SINGS REGGAE!
p.s her musicvideo was urggg.

Eh people, i've been staying at home for the past week leh. Damn boring leh, bring me out or something leh. Bring me to Bangkok, Hongkong, Germany or something leh.

See lah. Ive been staying at home the whole week, ive got no shits to blog about. Im gonna die a very boring person.

I know this is very random, i like the Man Eater song by Nelly Furtado.

SUPER HAPPY POST.

IM AM SO HAPPY. I CAN WATCH SOCCER MATCHES AT HOME!!! ((((:
SUPER HAPPY. SUPER HAPPY. SUPER HAPPY.
I CANT WATCH VIVALABAM ON TV. NO MORE WATCHING IT ON THE COMPUTER! (:
I WATCHED SOUL PLANE LAST NIGHT. VERY NICE! VERY NICE!
I AM HAPPY. I AMMMMMMM SUPER HAPPY. (((((((((((((((((((((((((:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR-7f8vOqTs&search=cant%20stop
RHCP VIDEO. '' CANT STOP '' NOTICE ANTHONY KIEDIS'S FACE WHEN HE SAYS
'' all for you ''


OH ONE MORE THING.
I SUPER LOVE THE BABY MY MOTHER'S LOOKING AFTER. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE CALLS ME? '' MY JIEJIE '' AWWWWWWWWW. DAMN SWEET LAH. SHE ONLY CALLS ME WITH A '' MY '' INFRONT LEH. WAH. MY HEART MELT LAH.

To: Anonymous The Wonderful

World Cup has officially. And i've won 10 bucks. I'm waiting to get richer.

OH YEAH. This post is specially for Anonymous, who ever you might be.

Dear Anonymous,

Whoever you might be, i really appreciate that you tagged on my blog. Thats really nice of you. But going to different blogs, and more or less tryin to insult the blogger. Thats nasty, really nasty.

Well, it seems to me that you want attention from the bloggers whom you've tagged on. Well, i'll be the first to give you the utmost attention you want.

Firstly, '' stuff ur mouth with torres undies! '' is clearly one of the stupid tags you've left on my blog. Well, even if i did that, it'll be great would it? At least i stuff a HOT guy's undies in my mouth. Maybe, unlike you, you enjoy stuffing undies of what? Sick old men who visit ulu cinemas to watch porn movies get horny and do their things there. And what do you do? You take their undies and stuff it in your mouth. Who knows, maybe you do that. For your information, i dont do stuff like stuffing my mouth with torres undies. Who the fuck is so sick to do that you tell me? Oh, i forgot. You lorh. Somemore is uncle's undies. =/

Then what, you go over to Rizar, Samantha and then Yuefeng's blog to critize them. Eh please leh, Rizar wanna show his stuff let him show la. At least he shows stuffs that are well known and branded and stuff. Then what do you want people to show on their blogs? Those 3 for $10 shirts? Imitation Volcom, Quiksilver or Mambo clothings?! WHO THE FUCK DARE TO SHOW SIA!? One will be caught dead buying that stuff. Though i do admit that i used to buy those clothings back when i was in primary school. But i dont go around telling others that its real. Okay, now Samantha.You went over to her tag and tagged '' u are not hot at all '' For this i got nothing to say, but i think your absolutely blind. And only girls like Mrs Santa Clause you think are hot. Finally Yuefeng. Whats with the mangkuk hair? You call that mangkuk hair ah!? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA. You're riduculous lah. Thanks for making me laugh by the way. Mangkuk hair is what you hair might look like leh. This might be what you see when you look into the mirror.

I find it cute actually.

Whatever it is. I do hope that you do not take this post seriously. But come to think of it. You might be from our school. Well, why not come to us and tell us straight what you've tagged? That'll be great. Maybe we might even be best of friends? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Okay whatever. You've got all my attention, Anonymous dude / dudette.

http://www.fernando9torres.com/visualvideo.php?volver=Manuncios&item=475&offset=1#

WATCH WATCH. THIS IS DAMN CUTE.
UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH.

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WORLD CUP!
SPAIN!!!!!!!

http://www.scottpommier.com/

All taken from http://www.scottpommier.com/

This picture is so, space-y.

Never mess with the bunny.

Jason makes a comeback.


I think this picture is super cute.
Ryan Smith's eyes are gorgeous.

PJ Ladd.
What more can i say?

The man who almost died twice,
Arto Sarri.

Every man looks so fine in white.
Might be Ashton Kutcher's long lost brother.
Mark Appleyard.

What's the rift that twists
Within this furthest mystery?
I would gladly bet my life upon it.
At the cost of love your ray of light
Will fizzle out without hope.
When the empty sand just flowing through our empty skin,
And we're searching for what we were promised.
Reaching for the golden ring we never let go,
They won't ever let us put our filthy hands upon it.

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THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING FUNNY



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I regret watching The Nun. Its a damn stupid show lah. Theres no link at all going around in the show.

Okay. I wanna go Sentosa.

THE POST FROM SAMANTHA'S

Very auspicious date.

Just fill in 20 names.

01. SAMANTHA TENG
02. AINUL
03. HUDA
04. Wei Zhen
05. Rizar B. Yusof
06. Hong Yue Feng
07. Andrea Chew Chuan Kai
08. Fadlul
09. Aiz
10. Anisha
11. Suhaily
12. Kenneth
13. Isa
14. Lee Yi Han
15. Lawrence
16. Germs
17. Syazana
18. Cheryl
19. Jamie
20. ShiYun

Some names were already there. And some just linked from the name in front of it. Some just suddenly came out.
Hahahahahaha. wth.

Answer the questions.

1. How has 1 affected your life?

With her, i suddenly have a grandaughter. Without getting married, or giving birth, i have a grandaughter.
She actually makes my life more cartoon, she IS cartoon.
I WONT CHAIN YOUT PAMPERS.

2. Why is 20 one of the 20 names?

Cause i met her at the busstop today. And my mother suddenly talked about busstop and i thought of her.
Knew her only recently. During the Camp.
Very cranky person.

3. Has 3 changed alot over the years you know him/her?

Not really. Shes just getting paranoid over nothing.
Still cries when she laughes too much.
Still talks cock all the time, and laugh at herself.
Art skills getting better and better each day.


4. 3 words to describe 17.

Crazy, Loud, Abnormal ( in a good way (: )

5. What do you like about 7?

HAHAHAH.
Was angry with him over some shit recently. But i dont give a shit anymore.
Yeah, knows when to be funny and serious.
Always telling us abot Istanbul Laksa, '' SEDAP NERHH ''
Very very VERY DRAMA PAPA.



6. How did you know 12?

Classmates during secondary one. Didnt know him too well. But has CHANGED a lot since.
I think i knew him better and got a lot closer to him during late secondary 2 / early secondary 3.
A lot of shits happened during that time.
Not bad looking with a lot of lower sec girls going gaga for him.
A little sick in the mind.

7. Do you trust 2?

YES. Friends since primary 4/5
About more or less 4-5 years of friendship already.
Really hyper person. CAN NEVER sit still.
Always talking about horny stuffs.
Always getting horny.

8. Hows working with 19 like?

I dont know. Forgetful. Really forgetful.
Will soon lose 5 dollars to me (:
And it'll be fun working with him.

9. How close are you and 4?

Quite close, to me. Just bit me this morning.
Shes fucking nice, and is always there when i need her. Be it ingredients, apron, tution, whatever. Shes always there.
My doraemon. (:

10. What has brought you and 18 together?

The FARM. I met her when she was a chicken and i was a cow. (:
One of the early BFFs( best friends forever) when i entered secondary 1. (:
Knew all my deepest secrets.

11. Describe life without 5.

No more hooooeyyyyyfurr.
No more assless jokes and talks.
No more gossiping.
No more laughing at videos.
No more laughing at people.
Many making funs gone.
Many Many Many Many Sentosa trips gone.

12. In what way do you not like 16?

Her photoshop skills that made me an indian. ):

13. Do you love 6?

HAHAHAHHA. FENGZAY is CRAZEH.

14. Whats 15's favourite?

Wah i dont know.
His mohawk?

15. What do you like about 8?

Him being the class chairman.
A very nice guy, my roti prata partner.
Hohohohoho.

16. Give words that comes to mind when 14 is mentioned.

Soccer. 5 DOLLARS.
He will also soon lose 5 dollars to me (:
The one who told me about Fernando Torres, FIBERGLASS (HAHAHAHA) and why Luis Garcia is not good.
LUIS GARCIA IS GOOD OKAY.


17. Give lines that comes to mind when 9 is mentioned.

HAHAHAHAH.
Thats what i see all the time when i talk to her on msn.


18. Whats 13's favourite?

Making fun of BATA shoes.
The tribe has spoken.
Jumping on stages and landing on ass.
Video of white men dancing.
Break it down like a happy homo.

19. What was the first impression of 11?

Minah.
Never judge a book by its cover.
Fucking funny lady.
With a lot of fucking wit.

20. Is 10 straight?

Yes.
no more mang kwang

RUN EMO KIDS! RUN!

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Fill this in for me will you?

If your doing this for me, tell me ah.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY..?

» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:

[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

Return of Great Soccer Guys

The soccer fever is so kicking in. And i've caught the fever. I support Spain. So should you! (:


1) The current favourite.
Fernando Torres for Spain and Atletico de Madrid


No, i didnt go crazy for him when i saw him in the papers or magazines. But thanks to Yihan. We were talking about Spanish guys, and *POOF. Fernando Torres's name appeared. Googled him, and here he is.
He looks like he has some royal blood in him right!?
My prince charming. (((((((((:
The last photo drove me nuts cause hes carrying a guitar. And ive got a weakness against people with guitars. Hot lah. Damn hot.



2) The all time favourite.
Luis Garcia for Spain and Liverpool



He is Spanish. He plays for Liverpool. Chelsea's jinx. Sucks his thumb.
Too hot to explain. (:



3) Kaka for Brazil and Ac Millan



I think what, this is the only picture i have of him, other than the one with his wife.
If there were any gays in the team hes playing against. And if the gays were defenders. Whao, Ac Milan Or Brazil will sure win.



4) The old favourite.
Santa Cruz of Paraguay and Bayern Spiele


I just realized. He looks like Tommy Lee (Drummer of Motley Crue, or easier to recognize, Husband of Big tits, Pamela Anderson )
When i was in primary school. I would always use Paraguay because of Santa Cruz. And whenever i played, i would always pass the ball to number 23. ( izzit 23? )


This would be Mr Tommy Lee.
Santa Cruz
Motley Crue.
No wonder.

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Okay. Lets continue.

5) Steven Gerard of England and Liverpool



Ever since i saw the Carlsberg commercial, i thought that Steven Gerard is hot. Captain of LIVERPOOL leh. Damn good player too. Looked damn cute in the commercial (:

6) Xabi Alonso of Spain and Liverpool



Spain. What more can i say?

7) Lionel Messi of Argentina and Barcelona



VERY CUTE LEH.

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OKOK. Thats all. Im lazy to find the pictures, save it, find it, upload it. Its troublesome okay.